Bryson's PGA Tour Welcome Mat Stays Rolled Up Tight
Bryson DeChambeau, a golfer who approaches the game with the intensity of a mad scientist trying to invent a self-buttering toast machine, isn't getting back into the PGA Tour's good graces anytime soon.
Read the originalRory McIlroy Calls PGA Tour's New Plan a "Lateral Move," Which Is Golf Speak for "Meh"
The PGA Tour, bless its complicated little heart, has decided that by 2028, golf needs to be more like a particularly confusing corporate restructuring. They're rolling out a two-tier system, apparently inspired by the thrilling pace of a Tuesday practice round.
Read the originalPhil Mickelson's LIV Golf Stake: A Tiny Slice of a Very Soggy Pie
Well, folks, it seems Phil Mickelson’s grand vision of a golf empire might be hitting a bit of a snag, like a topped wedge into the woods. Court documents have let slip that Phil, our resident golf philosopher and six-major champ, had a teensy-weensy 0.23% stake in LIV Golf.
Read the originalEurope's Trophy Hoard Grows, Shane Lowry Channels His Inner Alien
Well, well, well. It appears the golf world has a new king of the hill, and surprise, surprise, it’s not Uncle Sam hogging all the shiny hardware. Team Europe has gone full Gollum, snatching the Ryder Cup, Walker Cup, and Solheim Cup all at once.
Read the originalChang Wins Yeangder, Proving Golf's Still a Glorious Mess
Well, Ervin Chang pulled it off at the Yeangder Tournament Players Championship. The greens were nasty, the scorecards were even nastier, and the leaderboard was so crammed you’d think they were all sharing a single, slightly-too-small golf cart.
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