Lowry Thinks Volunteers Should Duck for Incoming Balls
Shane Lowry, fresh off an Irish Open win so dominant it made the runners-up look like they were competing in a different dimension, has finally shed some light on his rather… *specific* opinions about the volunteers on the 18th hole.
Read the originalSolheim Cup Goes to Europe, Thanks to the U.S. Team's Party Bus Blunder
Alright, gather 'round, golf fans, and let's talk about the Solheim Cup. You know, that thrilling, often blood-boiling team event where the pressure is so thick you could slice it with a wedge.
Read the originalFinn Koelle's Walk-Off Ace: The Only Way to End a Golf Tournament
Some golf moments are so bonkers, you’d swear they were dreamt up by a screenwriter with a serious chip on his shoulder. But no, this one actually happened on a real golf course, in a real college championship.
Read the originalZach Johnson Wins Fifth, Proving Champions Tour Still Knows How to Put on a Show (Even if It's a Bit Tidy)
Zach Johnson, the man who apparently found golf's equivalent of a juice box and never let go, has done it again. This time, he snagged the Sanford International, a tournament that apparently wrapped up with all the quiet dignity of a well-attended tea party, just with more sand traps and a lot more money on the line.
Read the originalDane Finds Fortune, Not Just Pastries, on English Fairways
Turns out Denmark doesn't just churn out flaky pastries; they've also produced a golfer named Frederik Kjettrup who can, apparently, putt. This Kjettrup chap, who'd been about as successful as a screen door on a submarine this season, somehow stumbled into winning the English Trophy.
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