Today's Top 5 Mulligans — Mon 14 Sep 2026

East Lake has coughed up its champion, and as usual with this ridiculous game, the story needs a bit of a polish. Scottie Scheffler, a guy whose scorecard looks like it’s been hugged by every major sponsor, finally snagged a trophy that actually matches his year of near-misses.

Well, it looks like that "golf revolution" we heard so much about has hit a rather spectacular speed bump, forcing even the most brainy of golf nerds to call their lawyers. The underground rebel league, which apparently found its funding source vanished like a ghost at a tax audit, has now done the sensible thing and checked into Chapter 11.

Well, well, well. Looks like some Solheim Cup ghosts decided to grab a tee time. Nelly Korda, still humming a little tune about that 6&4 drubbing from Charley Hull two years back, found her perfect opening.

Alvaro Ortiz just stomped through the Korn Ferry Tour's Simmons Bank Open like he was trying to get to the bottom of a particularly stubborn stain. Seriously, this guy won wire-to-wire, shooting a ridiculous 26-under.

Alright folks, gather 'round, because the swirling vortex of golf deals is upon us, and I'm here to navigate this fiscal Bermuda Triangle for you. Forget deciphering cryptic coupon codes that look like alien transmissions; I've been sifting through the digital ether, wrestling with these sales like a badger fighting a particularly stubborn garden hose.