Your Golf Score is Crying: Let's Figure Out Why It's So Sad
Look, I get it. You love knocking that little white orb around the perfectly manicured grass. It's a grand dance, a spiritual journey, a... way to discover just how many ways you can make a perfectly good walk miserable.
Read the originalTroon Trades Birdies for Budgets. New HOA Commander Takes the Reins.
Alright, golf nuts and suburban warriors, buckle up. Sometimes, the folks who usually spend their days manicuring greens and yelling "Fore!" decide to tackle a whole new battlefield: Homeowner Associations.
Read the originalRyan Fox Trades Minnesota for More Mimosas
So, the 3M Open is looking a bit like a PGA Tour "who's who" list that got smudged. You have to wonder if these guys plot their schedules with a dartboard and a bottle of something strong. Ryan Fox, fresh off winning a big one, has apparently decided that Minnesota in July is less appealing than, say, a really long nap.
Read the originalGolf's Big Three Hug It Out, Kinda
So, the PGA Tour and the DP World Tour have decided the Asian Tour might be the cool kid at the next three years' worth of parties. This whole deal feels less like a bromance and more like a shotgun wedding arranged by stuffy relatives in a room that smells faintly of mothballs.
Read the originalPhoenix in August: A Golfer's Sweat-Soaked Dream Come True
Alright, let's talk about scoring a sweet deal on some of the country's swankiest golf courses. The Phoenix-Scottsdale scene? Apparently, it’s a golfer’s utopia – provided your idea of paradise involves feeling like you’ve already run a marathon before you’ve even swung a club.
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